Deadlock Victim

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

2 months ago

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)

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2 months ago

listening to "Rob Zombie - House Of 1000 Corpses"

She has a corpse under her bed.

2 months ago

Good grief. This thing looks pretty good, but I do not want to take the time to make such a beast….

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Notes: 9 / 2 months ago from pwinn (originally from apeasnpickleslife)

pwinn:

I have far too many (says my wife) t-shirts dedicated to the solar system. Wore one yesterday. Most of them, however, involve poking a bit of fun at Pluto, the no-longer planet.

This picture doesn’t even include Pluto. I guess that’s a sign of how far the fates of Pluto have fallen.

— apeasnpickleslife

2 months ago

Carlos Beltran playing for the Brklyn Cyclones against the HV Renegades on 9/3/09

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